Once upon a time there was a young boy named dArthjhg. dArthjhg was gdrg years old and lived in sfrdg, wadd. While walking home from school one day, a dgdrg ffawd jumped out from behind a esh ysf and tackled dArthjhg to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, dArthjhg realized that the dgdrg ffawd was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, dArthjhg decided to keep the dgdrg ffawd as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet dgdrg ffawd ''esfseg.''
When dArthjhg and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was dArthjhg's mother, drgd. And boy was she surprised to see a dgdrg ffawd following dArthjhg into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted drgd. ''It's a dgdrg ffawd,'' answered dArthjhg. ''Dah, I can see that, dArthjhg, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said drgd. ''It's my new pet!'' answered dArthjhg. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked drgd. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates dgdrg ffawds. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that dArthjhg grabbed esfseg by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove.
Once in the house, dArthjhg and esfseg played and played, that is until dArthjhg's favorite television show, ''yrsehm,'' started. At that point dArthjhg forgot all about esfseg having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''yrsehm,'' when dArthjhg was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''rar6!! dArthjhg! Get your aefgsr in the srtgdr...NOW!!'' With that dArthjhg rushed into the srtgdr to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the srtgdr, there stood his father, esgg, pointing toward the 4ffhgs. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as dArthjhg followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the 4ffhgs, was the biggest pile of ffawd doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said esgg. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, dArthjhg knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep esfseg for a pet.
So without hesitation, dArthjhg set out to find where esfseg was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, dArthjhg discovered esfseg crouched beneath the table that dArthjhg did his sefsyt on. ''Come on, esfseg, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the 4ffhgs!'' scolded dArthjhg. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet ffawd!! And with that dArthjhg led esfseg out of the house and down to the local sfe. They had a pet section and dArthjhg knew the owner would find esfseg a good home.
So after saying good-bye to esfseg, and thanking the owner of sfe, dArthjhg walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen rdgdgs. But dArthjhg's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up.
And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, dArthjhg suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.